Dr Joseph Obi | Global Haiti Assistance Appeal

I can officially confirm that an International Medical Charity , Medecins Sans Frontieres (MSF) , is seriously struggling to adequately cope with a Massive Influx of (Bruised, Battered and Broken) Survivors of the Recent Highly - Devastating Earthquake in Haiti.

I hereby humbly request that all (well-meaning) Individuals urgently visit the Official MSF Website ; to see whether there is anything which can be done to Save Life or Optimize Health.

Thank You.

Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Doctor Joseph Obi | Wellness FM Video Of The Month | November 2009 | Sir Elton John

Doctor Joseph Obi :
Wellness FM Video of the Month : November 2009

Elton John : Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me

*The Wellness FM Video of the Month is ethically chosen by Professor Joseph Obi , out of the very many thousands of online submissions to the Wellness FM Channel.

Joseph Obi defends 'New Jade Goody' Nomination.

Wellness FM Reality Show Judge, Joseph Obi has formidably defended his decision to publicly name the 'New Jade Goody'.

Speaking exclusively to Wellness FM , during a Private Phone Conversation , Doctor Obi said:

" The Reality Entertainment World obnoxiously abhors a Vacuum .

Very Soon , Members of the Public will seriously start experiencing Excruciatingly-Painful Withdrawal Symptoms - especially if they cannot swiftly find someone to comprehensively assuage their Frequent Jade Cravings.

Jade Goody was not a Selfish Individual - and she would never have wanted the Sensational Jade Phenomenon to obliviously follow her to her grave forever.

So it is far much better to start the New Jade Goody Search sooner than later - so that the Wonderful Old Show ultimately carries on regardless . . ."

Dr Joseph Obi | "Kerry Katona : New Jade Goody."

" Kerry Katona is the New Jade Goody : Long May She Reign ! "

*(Says Controversial Wellness FM Judge , Dr Joseph Obi).

Professor Joseph Obi to contest for EU Parliament.

This is to formally confirm to our American Clientelle that Professor Joseph Obi will (indeed) be contesting for a European Congressional (MEP) Seat in 2014.

Please kindly visit the Official EU Parliamentary Campaign Website of Dr Joseph Obi at www.obi-1.com

Dr Joseph Obi set to announce 'New Jade Goody' .

Wellness FM Reality Show Judge, Dr Joseph Obi is imminently set to publicly announce the name of the Top UK Celebrity who he thinks will eclectically step into the shoes of the late Mrs Jade Cerisa Lorraine Goody Tweed.

Please kindly continue to visit the Wellness FM website for further essential updates on this issue of Profound International Importance .

Thank You.

Prof. Obi | Jade Cerisa Lorraine Goody : "No Greater Dame . . ."

Jade Goody : 1981 - 2009

"In the Worldwide Reality Arena of Cervical Cancer Awareness , there currently remains No Greater Dame than the Late Mrs Jade Cerisa Lorraine Goody Tweed."

*A Personal Tribute from Wellness FM Reality Show Guru Prof. Joseph Chikelue Obi FRCAM(Dublin)

Mrs Jade Cerisa Lorraine Goody Tweed : 1981 - 2009 : Wellness FM Final Picture Tribute

Mrs Jade Cerisa Lorraine Goody Tweed : 1981 - 2009 : Wellness FM Final Picture Tribute

Joseph Obi : " Jade Goody Fully Deserves Our Undying Public Support . . . "

Eminent Black British Anti-Racism Campaigner and Wellness FM Reality TV Guru, Joseph Obi, has once again strongly defended Reality TV Megastar Jade Goody , who is widely rumoured to be frequently granting Massively Lucrative Media Interviews - despite her recent diagnosis of being Terminally Ill as a result of Advanced Cervical Cancer.

Speaking in London during a Private Luncheon Party in his Honour , the Highly Distinguished Professor Obi categorically said :


"In my humble opinion , Jade Goody warmly deserves our support - and also still unquestionably reserves the ultimate right to happily spend her last few months on this planet in any way she rightfully deems fit - as far as she does not break any Laws in the process.

All the money which she is currently said to be making is essentially going to her children - and not to Jade herself ; as she can't possibly take any useful wads of cash with her to her grave . . . "

Joseph Obi - Wellness FM Video of the Month (December 2008) : Sade - Kiss of Life

Sade - Kiss of Life

*The Wellness FM Video of the Month is ethically chosen by Professor Joseph Obi , out of the very many thousands of online submissions to the Wellness FM Channel.

Joseph Obi Claims Victory ¦ Alternative Medicine Campaign Totally Decimates The Skeptics !

Professor Joseph Obi - Statement of the Year 2008:


"Alternative Medicine is defiantly fighting back , and has now formidably destabilized it's Major Skeptic Tormentors.

Every single ferocious attack on the Alternative Medicine Campaign has sensationally been repelled - and a million and one Alternative Medicine Campaigns have now decided to proudly rear their heads . . . to boldly fight for the noble profession of Alternative Medicine ; without any fear or trepidation (whatsoever).

The net effect of this Absolutely Fabulous Development is that Hundreds of Millions of highly satisfied people all around the world have now started self-funding their very own Alternative Medicine Treatments ; thus maverickly bypassing any Ill-Advised Beaurocratic Nightmares altogether.

It will therefore only be a matter of time before Alternative Medicine universally becomes the Treatment of First Instance ; for a wide variety of Ailments and Afflictions."

Doctor Joseph Obi Defends Britney Spears X Factor Performance . . .

Celebrity Alternative Medicine Guru and Wellness FM Judge , Doctor Joseph Obi , has publicly defended Superstar Britney Spears over her recent trials and tribulations.

Speaking in rapid response to countless questions posed during a recent Social Event, the totally electrifying Professor Obi said :

" Forget about the X-Factor Show.

My tender heart sincerely goes out to Britney during this exceedingly delicate period for her.


In my humble opinion , Miss Spears almost always tries her utmost to do her very best ; and I warmly hope that (one day) most people will really (really , really) appreciate her for the very wonderful person who she undoubtedly is. "

Dr Joseph Obi - Wellness FM Video of the Month (November 2008) : Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey - When You Believe

Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey - When You Believe

*The Wellness FM Video of the Month is ethically chosen by Professor Joseph Obi , out of the very many thousands of online submissions to the Wellness FM Channel.

Dr Joseph Obi - Wellness FM Video of the Month (October 2008) : Anita Baker - Soul Inspiration

Anita Baker - Soul Inspiration

*The Wellness FM Video of the Month is ethically chosen by Professor Joseph Obi , out of the very many thousands of online submissions to the Wellness FM Channel.

Dr Joseph Obi - Wellness FM Video of the Month (September 2008) : John Legend - Ordinary People

John Legend - Ordinary People

*The Wellness FM Video of the Month is ethically chosen by Professor Joseph Obi , out of the very many thousands of online submissions to the Wellness FM Channel.

Dr Joseph Obi ¦ Wellness FM Book Club

Professor Joseph Obi FRCAM(Dublin) is exceedingly delighted to ethically provide you with the following Publications List for the upcoming 2008 - 2009 Yuletide Season.

Happy Reading and Best Wishes.

Wellness FM Book Club .

Joseph Obi ¦ Wellness FM ¦ One Million Free UK Mobile Phones ¦ Christmas 2008 Bonanza

Wellness FM Judge , DrJoseph Obi , is exceedingly pleased to announce that the UK Division of the NHS Alternative Medicine Campaign is ethically promoting One Million Free Mobile Phones to all UK Residents ; with immediate effect.

This FREE OFFER is subject to both Status and Contract. Those who do not meet Basic Criteria may be asked for a Security Deposit . (This is to prevent those who live outside the UK from shipping them abroad).

Please Kindly Click Here to grab yours ;if you live within the United Kingdom !

Merry Christmas in advance ! Further Offers are coming Soon !


*This public announcement is ethically brought to you in league with both the NHS Alternative Medicine Campaign and the International Alternative Medicine Campaign.

Dr Joseph Obi Backs Obama Clinton Nomination !

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist and Wellness FM Judge , DR(AM) Joseph Obi , has publicly endorsed a purported move by American President Barack Obama , to nominate Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton as his Top Diplomat.

Commenting during a very short phone conversation, Professor Obi said :


"President Obama has (once again) remained totally true to his innate philosophy of change.

His nomination of former bitter rival Hillary Rodham Clinton as the United States Secretary of State is an exceedingly welcome development indeed.

Such profound magnanimity could only ever happen in American Politics ! "

Dr Joseph Obi : " No UK Obama till 2108"

Controversial Black British Human Rights Activist and Wellness FM Judge , Professor Joseph Obi , has averred that a UK equivalent of President Barack Obama , will not happen anytime before the year 2108.

Speaking during a short phone conversation, a Jubilant Professor Obi said :


" The Institutionally Racist Political System in the United Kingdom is a totally different ball-game altogether.

In the USA , almost anyone can contest for President - provided that he (or she) has the fiscal means to do so ; as most American Politicians are far much more Liberal than their Highly Constipated UK Counterparts.

That is why , in the United Kingdom (despite all its Pomp and Pageantry), you must still have to already be the Substantive Leader of a Mainstream UK Political Party before you are able to make any solid headway whatsoever ; and one of the most racist places to be on this particular planet (at the moment) is (most probably) the Hallowed Parliament Chamber of the United Kingdom.

Most UK Parliamentarians would rather die than see a Black UK Political Party Leader , let alone a Black UK Prime Minister.

The exceedingly unfortunate bottomline is that there will be no UK Equivalent of President Barack Obama for the next 100 Years or so - and any Potential Black Man who dares rear his head for the office of UK Prime Minister will most likely be assassinated by the Racist UK Security Forces . . . long before he momentously gets the opportunity to graciously move into Number 10 Downing Street.

Infact , quite a few European Countries might actually end up having an Obama-Like Black Leader , years before the UK Political System is perfectly willing to accept one . . ."

Joseph Obi : "Save Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand . . . Sign this Petition ! "

Please Click Here To Sign The Petition !

Please Click Here To Sign The Petition !

We, the undersigned call on the BBC to turn blame on the "Andrew Sachs" incident away from Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross, and instead onto whoever green-lighted the show.

We also wish that Jonathan Ross' and Russell Brand's careers will continue just as before this started.

Please Click Here To Sign The Petition !

Thank You.

Dr Joseph Obi

Dr Joseph Obi Ratifies International Alternative Medicine Communique . . .

The following resolutions were recently ratified by Dr Joseph Obi

Alternative Medicine Campaign Time-to-Talk : End of Debate Communique Number 1

" The Alternative Medicine Campaign hereby unequivocally endorses the Brand New Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Designation Title ; and warmly recommends it to All Alternative Medicine Doctors , All Alternative Medicine Practitioners, All Alternative Medicine Consultants and All other suitably qualified Alternative Medicine Professionals ; with immediate effect. "

Alternative Medicine Campaign Time-to-Talk : End of Debate Communique Number 2

" The Alternative Medicine Campaign hereby unanimously endorses the comprehensive upgrade of the Alternative Medicine Debate Forum into an International Online Professional Empowerment Resource for Evidence Based Alternative Medicine ; with immediate effect. "

Dr Joseph Obi Urgently Postpones LLD Study Plans . . . As New Alternative Medicine Prefix Title Causes Global Pandemonium . . .

*PRESS RELEASE :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::


It is announced that Professor Joseph Obi has , (with immediate effect) , comprehensively postponed his Part-Time LLD (Doctor of Laws) Degree Study Programme Ambitions until the Late Autumn of next year (2009).

This will fully enable Professor Obi to ethically focus a huge amount of his attention on the Brand New Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation ; which is soon set to trigger Profound Regulatory Pandemonium throughout the world.

More details will be available shortly.


*END OF PRESS RELEASE :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Dr Joseph Obi Launches The New Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title . . .

* INTERNATIONAL PRESS RELEASE : FOR IMMEDIATE GLOBAL SYNDICATION
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Re : Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation

I am exceedingly pleased to publicly announce that the (long-awaited) Brand New Alternative Medicine Doctor Professional Prefix Title Designation is now officially available for Lifelong Subscription.

For Quality Control Purposes , the Prefix will only be available to those who are already Fellows of RCAM.

Those who are not Fellows of RCAM will not (in any way) be considered for this Landmark International Prefix ; until they have comprehensively completed all of the necessary RCAM Fellowship Formalities.

It is therefore fundamentally imperative that all Potential Applicants for the Alternative Medicine Doctor Prefix Title Designation , urgently complete their RCAM Fellowship Applications without any further delay ; as we will soon be substantially increasing the Standard RCAM Fellowship Fee , to appropriately reflect (both) it's Limitless Professional Value plus it's Ultimate Commercial Utility.

Thank You.

Professor (Doctor) Joseph Obi FRCAM (Dublin)

Provost and Chief Executive Officer (CEO)

Royal College of Alternative Medicine


* END OF PRESS RELEASE

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Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi Attacks Bad Lindsay Lohan Paparazzi . . . Warns Them To Back Off . . . Or Else !

Alternative Medicine Hardman and Highly Controversial Wellness FM Reality Show Judge , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today strongly urged the Paparazzi to stop harassing Celebrity Hollywood Actress Lindsay Lohan.

Responding to a diverse avalanche of topics in Paris - during an extended holiday abroad , Dr Obi said:

" There are far much more important things to report about than the Exceedingly Intimate Private Life of Lindsay Lohan.

I therefore publicly (and firmly) urge the Headline-Hungry (Very,Very Naughty) Bad Ass Media Establishment to urgently leave the Lovely Little Girl (and Her Pretty Partner) alone. "

Doctor Joseph Obi Hails George Michael Apology - Says He Will Continue To Buy His Music . . .

Controversial Alternative Medicine Guru , Dr Joseph Obi , has today warmly commended Superstar Singer George Michael for publicly apologizing to his fans after a few personal indiscretions.

Speaking in response to general questions on what advice he would give on the issue, Professor Obi said :

" I have been an exceedingly keen admirer of George Michael's Music for over a quarter of a century - and I certainly do not think that a few Moments of Profound Human Weakness in a couple of Upmarket Public Lavatories are ever going to dramatically reduce the phenomenal respect which I have for one of the greatest singers that this world has ever known.

As it is already on due record that George Michael has publicly apologized and also additionally vowed to sort himself out - then I personally do not think that it is anybody else's business about how he precisely goes about getting himself back on track ."

Dr Joseph Obi defends Jade Goody . . .

Controversial Black British Anti-Racism Campaigner and Wellness FM Reality TV Show Judge, Dr Joseph Obi, has publicly defended Reality TV Megastar Jade Goody , whose Public Diagnosis of Cancer recently made Global Headlines.

Speaking candidly on the issue , Professor Obi said :


"Jade Goody is probably the most Iconic Reality TV Star in modern history.

She is also exceedingly well advised as to (precisely) how to use whatever she has at hand to decisively get what she wants.

Jade Goody is neither a Racist nor a Dumbhead either - She is the Grand Old Duchess of the exceedingly delicate art of Tabloid Media Manipulation. "

Dr Joseph Obi says that the "Alternative Medicine Campaign is Hot ! "

It is announced that Professor Joseph Obi will continue to serve as the Chief Political Strategist of the Alternative Medicine Campaign , even though he is also boldly juggling two other International Regulatory Positions at the very same time.

An official spokesperson for Professor Obi categorically told Wellness FM that :

"Dr Joseph Obi has absolutely no intention of reducing his administrative workload - at this particular time.

The Alternative Medicine Campaign is currently the hottest one (of it's kind) on the planet - and will formidably continue to lead the battle against all of those skeptics who fail to totally surrender their wanton prejudices . . ."

Dr Joseph Obi - Wellness FM Video of the Month (August 2008) : Yolanda Adams - I Believe I Can Fly . . .

Yolanda Adams - I Believe I Can Fly

*The Wellness FM Video of the Month is ethically chosen by Professor Joseph Obi , out of the very many thousands of online submissions to the Wellness FM Channel.

Professor Joseph Obi heads the Medical Licensing Commission . . .

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has formally agreed to serve as the first ever Chief Regulator of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC)

Please kindly visit the official MLC website at www.MEDLC.org ; for further details.

Doctor Joseph Obi Defends Naomi Campbell

Celebrity Alternative Medicine Guru and Firebrand Anti-Racism Campaigner , Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi , has publicly defended Supermodel Naomi Campbell over her recent brushes with the Law.

Speaking in response to countless questions posed during a recent Social Event, the irrepressible Professor Obi (who incidentally grew up in Streatham at the very same time as her) said :

" My tender heart sincerely goes out to Supermodel Naomi during this exceedingly stressful period for her.

All those wretched little media urchins who are wickedly provoking her (without respite) ought to be thoroughly ashamed of themselves ; as (in my very humble opinion) , the only crime which Miss Campbell really seems to have ever committed is that of being a Highly Successful Beautiful Black Supermodel.

Thankfully , we South Londoners are definitely made of Tough Stuff - and (by the grace of God) will always overcome our extremely bitter adversaries in the end. "

Joseph Chikelue Obi hails HRH The Duchess of York

Alternative Medicine Strongman , Joseph Chikelue Obi , has today strongly applauded the recent entry of HRH the Duchess of York into the UK Wellness Guru Arena.

Responding to a barrage of questions in Dublin upon his return from an extended holiday abroad , Dr Obi said:

" There is far much more than enough work for all of us to busily do in the Healthy Living Arena - the more helpers we ultimately have , the better it will be for us all.

Her Royal Highness Sarah Duchess of York therefore has my full unflinching support in every single one of her noble endeavours.

Long may she reign . . . in her uphill battle against the UK Obesity Timebomb."

Professor Obi Launches New Publication

We are exceeding pleased to announce that the 2009 Edition of Self Care with Professor Obi is now available for immediate download.

All interested readers should please kindly visit www.lulu.com/obi for more details.

Thank You.


The Wellness FM Team

Dr Joseph Obi and Dr Andrew Obi Give Away Millions Of Free UK Mobile Phones

"Hi , my name is Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi and , on behalf of me and my brother Andrew , we fully endorse these mobile phone products - Click here to come get some !"

RCAM CEO Professor Joseph Obi and the MLC

We acknowledge the existence of widely circulating rumours which informally imply that Professor (Dr) Joseph Obi is to serve as Grand Master of the Medical Licensing Commission (MLC).

No formal announcements concerning the stated appointment have ever been made ; and no such comments will indeed be made by Dr Obi at this exceedingly delicate moment.

Thank You.

Wellness FM Online Reality Show

Could you be the next Celebrity Heath Guru ?


If so , then all that you simply need to do is quickly send us a 3 Minute Video Recording which ethically displays all those Amazing Professional Skills to prove exactly why the next big thing in the world of Health should be you !


The Selection Process ethically commences on January the 1st 2010 and ends of the 31st of December 2011 : The Candidate with the Highest Rating Factor (as Judged by Public Vote) wins a 100% Free Online Scholarship to study Alternative Medicine - plus a one-way Ticket to Fame and Fortune!


Every month from early January 2010 , at least one Shortlisted Video will also appear on our Favorites Section , so all Viewers must keep checking our Favorites Section frequently , to ensure that their various Votes and (Moderated) Comments (for each of the different Candidates) really count.


The Candidate with the Highest Rating on the 31st of December 2011 wins .


Good Luck !